the difference between birds and birbs
I am laughing SO FUCKING HARD
Thrash or die
Robin Williams bonding with Koko, the gorilla, to quell your sads.
the thing is though every time a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”
The one phrase that makes most girls lose their shit, it has pockets.
The struggle is real.
In Japan families can summon their house ghost to kill pests for them.
peter quill’s living microphone appreciation post